HillRod, BaRock, and McCain-amania

Last night on WWE Raw, all three of the mainstream Presidential candidates made pre-taped statements to pander to the wrestling fanbase for votes. Hillary, who called herself HillRod (like "HotRod" Roddy Piper) and Barack, who asked the question "Can you smell what BaRock is cookin'?", both look totally out of place speaking to a such an audience. We already know that Barack doesn't like a lot of wrestling fans since a lot of us are "bitter" people who "cling to guns and religion." Hillary is too high class (in her own mind) to be able to relate to a wrestling crowd. Meanwhile, John McCain, who spoke to all of the McCain-amaniacs, let us know that he was ready to "lay the smack down" in the "cage match in November." He also said he hopes to hunt down Osama bin-Laden and introduce him to the Undertaker! When I step back and take a look, John McCain is the only choice for wrestling fans (not to mentions those who love babies and enjoy not having to defend their homes against insurgents everyday).